Really Funny Love Sayings
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010I stumbled across lovequote.com when web surfing recently and I was quite pleased. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..
Follows are few interesting selections that I really liked:
Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance. Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’ (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You’ll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You’ll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I’m not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )
A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. (SANSKRIT PROVERB)
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! (MARYON PEARSON )
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night Then on Sunday pray for crop failure (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. (F. SCOTT FITZGERALD )
To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )
DESIRE….better known as agony (DON GILL )
Every time I date a man I think: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (RITA RUDNER )
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